You
should not and I’ll give you 13 reasons why.
1.
I don’t post selfies with ducklicious pouts.
2.
I don’t apply kilograms of make up on my face and call it art.
3.
I never post sarcastic offensive jokes like point number 2.
4.
I cannot show you my cleavage or my thighs.
5.
I don’t share fancy stories of me and my friends smoking patanjli Hookah in an
overexpensive roof terrace.
6.
I don’t post lot of harsh and depressing lines in Hindi and English latenight
frequently.
7.
I don't change profile picture frequently.
8.
I I don’t post a lot travel pics that will make you jealous. It’s just me and
my Activa romancing each other anywhere we find space.
9. I hardly reply to DM there.
10.
I’m neither an influencer nor a celebrity, just a man who speaks what’s in his
mind.
11.
I don’t use fancy hashtags and make my food look like it’s straight out of
Masterchef.
12.
You will not see a lot of posts of me drinking milk roz in random places in India,
which is not at all interesting.
13.
I know I’m not Instaram worthy, and I don’t really care. Don’t spoil your
Instagram timeline by following me, and
don’t worry, If you still want to follow me, I admire your admiration for the
non beautiful things in life.
There
are 0 fake accounts on my name, be careful when you try to search my real
account.
Don’t
follow me!
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