1. I can ask PM Narendra Modi ji to like your few tweets.
(I know him).
2. I give party to all my followers, once in a month. (Veg and Non Veg both).
3. I can provide you free tickets for New Delhi, if you follow me. (You can meet Subramanian Swamy sir there).
4. I can arrange your meeting with Virat Kohli/Mahendra Singh Dhoni/Anuska Sharma.
5. The most awesome tweets in the world!.
6. I make jokes that I think are
hilarious because I make jokes for me.
7. Sometimes, I tell cute lies for your own benefits.
Follow me
Shri Ram
:)
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