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ट्वीट करते रहिए

ट्वीट्स, ख्याति, और ट्रॉल्स ट्विटर, एक आदत कहें या एप्प। यह जगह उन शरणागत का शिविर है जो कि फेसबुक और अपने जीवन के कुछ वजहों से त्रस्त हैं। जिन्हें अपनी बात कहने में झिझक होती है, उन्होंने खुल कर बिना डरे हुए यहाँ पर अपना दिल खोला। दिक्कत तब आई जब लोगों ने इसको काफी गंभीरता से ले लिया। वो भी क्यों ना भला, ख्याति किसको नहीं पसंद, दो पल की सही। सब कोई अच्छे अच्छे ट्वीट करते हैं, वाहवाही बटोरते हैं, लेकिन जब कोई ट्रॉलिंग करता है तो फिर बुरा लगता है। मैं पूछना चाहता हूँ क्यों? फिर आप दिल से ट्वीट करते हैं... इतना जान लीजिये.. आपके इस बर्ताव से ट्रोल करने वाले को बढ़ावा मिलेगा। ऐसे लोगो को जवाब देने की जरुरत ही नहीं, चुपचाप ब्लो और रिपोर्ट कीजिये। अपने आपको अच्छा साबित करने की कोशिश नहीं करनी चाहिए क्या लगता है सब दूध के धुले हैं... नहीं… हरगिज नही। सबमे कुछ कमियां है, सब ने कभी ना कभी कुछ ऐसा किया है जो नहीं करना चाहिए था। आप आज क्या हैं, यह ज्यादा जरूरी है। दस साल पहले क्या थे वह जरूरी नहीं। मेरे DM आज भी उन संदेशों से भरा है जिन्हे लोगो ने अपने अथाह नफ़रत का इज़हार किया है। अ…

Best feeling in our life

●Sharing your painful story with a stranger without being judged. ●Birthday wishes from the special one. ●Getting first salary or first job. ●Smile/ text from your crush. ●Reply/ like from a popular twitter handle. ●Appreciation from a random stranger. ●Travelling by Aeroplane for the first time. ●That little extra sleep after you snooze your alarm. ●A phone call from that special one when depressed. ●When your parents say “I'm proud of you my son/ daughter.” ●Proposing a girl/ boy for the first time with a little inner fear. ●Getting a passing mark in the nightmare subject. ●Helping someone without expecting anything. ●A good music and a sound sleep. ●Night out with friends. ●First day of college/office. ●The happiness on your neighbor kids, when you give them a chocolate unexpectedly. ●Playing with kids and becoming a kid with them to kill the loneliness, depression and anxiety. Thanks for scrolling😊 ~shri ram

शिवराज सरकार नहीं चाहिए

जब कांग्रेस ने दिग्विजय सिंह जी को मध्य प्रदेश का मुख्यमंत्री बनाया था, तब राज्य में लोग एक दूसरे से जुड़े हुए थे। पड़ोसि अक्सर माचिस, अतिरिक्त मोमबत्ती, अतिरिक्त केरोसिन आदि लेने के लिए एक-दूसरे के यहां जाते थे। पहले अन्य राज्यों ओर देशों के लोग घूमने नहीं आते थे। लोग साफ़ सफ़ाई जैसी छोटी चीज़ों मे समय नष्ट नहीं करते थे। दिग्विजयसिंह जी के समय दूसरे राज्यों से अनाज ओर दूध मंगाना/खरीदना पड़ता था, जिससे पड़ोसी राज्य खुश रहते थे। पहले ज्यादातर नवजात शिशु प्रसव के दौरान ही मौत का ग्रास बन जाते थे। पहले सड़कें कच्ची ओर ख़राब होने से नव दपन्ती को सफर के दौरान ज्यादा समय मिलता था, एक दूसरे के साथ वक़्त बिताने का। बच्चे अपना खाली समय बाहर खेलने के लिए इस्तेमाल करते थे क्योंकि बिजली के बिना टीवी देखने का कोई तरीका नहीं था। लेकिन शिवराज चौहान सरकार के तहत, पड़ोसी एक-दूसरे के नाम को भी नहीं जानते हैं, वे हर समय अंदर रहते हैं, कोई भी खिड़कियां नहीं खोलता है क्योंकि घरों मे एसी चल रहा होता है। लोग जाने क्यों इतनी साफ़सफाई रखते है, बल्कि अपने घरो का महंगा कचरा रोज सुबह ऑटो वाले…

राजनीति में आने का आसान तरीका

-सबसे पहले तो अन्ना हज़ारे जैसा कोई इंसान ढूंढे जिसे ये ना पता हो कि वो करना क्या चाहता है। -कोई मुद्दा ढूंढ लें जैसे कि भ्रष्टाचार, बेरोजगारी। -कुछ लोगों को इकठ्ठा करना होगा और मुझे स्वराज्य चाहिए, मैं हूँ अन्ना लिखी/छपी टोपी पहना कर रामलीला मैदान में खड़ा कर दें। -आपके कपड़े पुराने ढ़ीले होने चाहिए, पैर में सिर्फ़ चप्पल सस्ती वाली। -नारा लगाए, शोर मचाये। थोड़ा तमाशा करना होगा। भूख हड़ताल का ड्रामा कर पाए तो बेहतर है। -जब लोग जुड़ने लगे तो बच्चों की कसम खा ले कि कभी राजनीति में नहीं आऊँगा। फिर धीरे आए पर्चा भर दें। लोगो को बताएं आपके पास राजनीति के अलावा और कोई विकल्प नही बचा। -गंदगी साफ़ करने के लिये गंदा होना पड़ता है। ऐसे कुछ भारी भारी पंक्ति रट लें। -फिर कुछ भी आम, इमली, कांदा, सूपड़ा, नींबू मिर्ची पार्टी का नाम रख लें। बन गई पार्टी .....आ गए राजनीति में! 😀 धन्यवाद🙏 श्री राम

If Indian political parties had honest slogans

Congress: Every hand for family, every soul for bootlicking. Good job Rajdeep and Sagarika!!!!! BJP: You can’t look like a bad party when your star campaigner is the leader of your opposition!!!!!! AAP: We can do a lot, but Modi is stopping us from doing everything. And yes, as said by Bala Senthil Kumar, all above mile hue hain ji!!!!! TMC: We are so popular that even Bangladeshis vote for us!!!!!! Beat that!!!!! CPI/CPM: Viva la Revolution, even if the revolutionary governments were sent to graves by 1991. Oh yeah, long live China, down with capitalism!!!!!! DMK: For the family, by the family, to the family. Oh yeah, do remember to fly Spicejet!!!! AIADMK: We always leave our mark of victory everywhere, even on mixer grinders and table fans!!!!! JD (S) : We are the real descendants of Shiva, since our dude is consuming the “poison of coalition” . TDP: Anything for special status, even if it means doing a fancy dress competition (TDP leader dons Hitler's look to…

I trust in Prime Minister Modi

1. It keeps my trust in him When my dad gets a credit line under MUDRA yojana. 2. It’s keeps my trust in him when my grandfather doesn’t have to go to the electricity exchange to pay the bills in 45 degree temperature with LOO on top of that. 3. It keeps my trust in him when he came forward to regulate the prices of heart stent. 4. It keeps my trust in him when my village was declared ODF and people got money to build toilets. 5. It keeps my trust in him when I see the consumer price index numbers every month. From 10 in 2013 to 4 in 2017. 6. It keeps my trust in him when we get a text message about power cuts and not like 2013 when we used to have load shedding for 4 hours everyday in May and June. 7. It keeps my trust in him when we finally have a law to recover money from corporates and the willful defaulters( Insolvency and bankruptcy code). 8. It keeps my trust in him when GST was passed so that the cascading effect of tax goes away, no extra input credit is taken by businesse…

मोदी जी फ़क़ीरी तो हैं आप में

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If we do a comparative analysis of Narendra Modi with other politicians we will find many characteristics, events, and lifestyle of Narendra Modi that is quite weird yet amazing. 1. Narendra Modi is the only one chief minister who has faced more negative media trials than any other CM. 2. Narendra Modi hardly sleeps more than 5 hours as he always wakes up early 5 ‘o’ clock in the morning. 3. Narendra Modi is a pure vegetarian and keeps fasts during several Hindu festivals like Navaratri. 4. Narendra Modi has been a preacher(Pracharak) of Hindu Dharma before coming into politics. 5. Narendra Modi loves photography, poetry and he is an animal lover as well. 6. Narendra Modi has never tried to benefit his family from his political status. His family still lives a very simple life. His cousin brothers are even fighting for their bread and butter daily. 7. Narendra Modi is the first Prime Minister who is born after Independence. 8. He enjoys celebrating his Diwali with Indian sold…

dil ki baat

19th September Place: Home Everyone: Happy Birthday Shri ram!! Me (blushing): Thank you (*^。^*) Random Friend: Chal!! (Come!! ) Me: Kahan? (Where?) Random Friend: Cake nahi katega? (Won't you cut the cake?) Me: (thinking) Finally (Reaches the spot) (Sees the cake) Me: Wow yaar. Thanks sabko. Chalo kaat ta hu. (Thanks to everyone. Alright I'm cutting now!) Just about to cut the perfect, smooth, fluffy, chocolate filled awesome cakewhen, Me: (*_*) Friends: Yay! Happy birthday!! ________________________________________ This is what doesn't make sense to me. First, you buy a cake for the birthday guy /girl. Next you make him/her happy by wishing and giving gifts. Then, you make him/her blow the candles. And then, well that. The Cake Facial as it is called now. Who started this weird sh*t? And, now this is like a tradition which is to be followed at every birthday. Overrated crap! Please, don't do this. Instead, let a foodie feast on it. He/She will be truly happy. At …

chai wala will be chai wala always

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1. As a chai wallah, the tea he used to make taste good to those who earn by hard working. 2. He never served “special” tea to Muslims. Even those who happened to taste it found it horrible. 3. He made a blunder of shifting his chai wallah business from Gandhi Nagar to all India sales headquartered at Delhi. His tea is not worthy of such business expansion. 4. He spoiled the grand business of established tea sellers who were there over 60 years. 5. He is not subsidizing tea. He demands tea consumers to pay GST. Horrible fellow! I hate him in totali’tea’! Arigato 🙏 -shri ram

awkward moments ever

Few things, You just enter the washroom and someone rings the doorbell. Making Tea or Coffee in the morning, and you realize that you ran out of sugar last night. You are about to leave office and some urgent work pops up which you can’t ignore. “shri ram, I want to tell you something important”. After creating all the suspense around you and then that person says, “Not now I will tell you in the evening”. You do all the hard work, and appraisal rating goes to obsequious ones. You are blocked from folllowing @abcdef and viewing @abcdef’s Tweets. You restart your laptop and forget to save your important work where you have invested hours. One day you wake up and realize, Oh shit, you are 25 now. Your friends book a movie ticket for night show, you reach on time and search for your seat. After 30 mins when you are unable to find your seat, you realize that you have reached the wrong theater which is 15 km away. You check time on your wrist watch and then you realize that the battery…

Untold story

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I was a rambunctious student in school. She was the topper of our class.
I used to play cricket. She loved never ending novels.
I was reckless and confused when I was 16. She started planning her career by then.
She was a good speaker. I only clapped.
I gave her hints. She never winked.
I proposed to her. She accepted me.
We passed high school.
I chose Chartered accountancy. She chose Management.
I went to Ahmedabad. She went to Mumbai.
I always wanted to come over for weekends. She was happy with Skype.
I found myself obsessed with Taxation. She was redefining market structure.
I started smoking in college. She was busy preparing for CAT.
She loved coffee meet-ups. I was a late-night-chat guy.
I used to take her to movies. She was my guide to the temples.
She cooked home-made food. I loved road side Dhabas.
I booked us ola rides. She urged me to take the bus.
Once, I paid for the food in a restaurant. Next time, she took my wallet before entering. I had no choice. We shared the bill…
Hi, I’m shri ram. I’m living in Bhilwara, India.

Aspiring chartered accountant and company secretary, M com. by Academic Qualification.

Pursuing chartered accountancy course for a better future , and for my Soul.

Writer(fictional) and blogger

Trained to bring a smile to everyone in the society (exception – relatives and neighbors ).

Politics interests me in so far as it obstructs my primary task of bringing a smile to people’s face and yes! it keeps me occupied in the space between “Modi Bhakt” and “BJP supporter”

And more about me – Firstly all pics are how my face appears in real (not just on Twitter /Social Media)

athlete body turning into Fat (Guess because of the big heart that is within)

Humorous* (Oh I breath, eat and … humour),

Loving and caring (not suggestive not giving any ideas),

intelligent (aarrrghhh!!! a big lie this),

fun-loving* (nice word for enjoying good things in life !!!)”

polyglot i am proficient in speaking many languages including english, hindi, gujarati and punjabi.

*check my twitter timeline


“no one can say that i am Tech Freak !
But Intel Inside Mental Outside;)

Anti-Sickular.
Got Tired of Muslim and minority appeasement during late Congress party rule (RIP).

Aspiring Lottery Winner.”

“Bragging Rights: Survived 26 years of life and even more years of Manmohan sarkar rule”

“If you have seen any of the above descriptions in various other social network site, Yes you have reached the right Shri ram :-)”

So Welcome! Friend into my very own Space in the E-World!

A simple rule of engagement! I have chosen not to moderate any comments here to allow free flow of information.
Love or hate what I write or do, please don’t love or hate me.
In short, love/hate my thoughts and not Shri ram .

I am on a few social media but active only on Twitter.


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