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What are some life lessons?

"Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!" Let me narrate a short story. This might bring a change in you. A giant luxury ship, which is 10 times bigger than the Titanic was ready for the world tour. The ship captain and the crew members were very excited. But the ship engine failed, it failed to start. The captain tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!…

📌 What is the harsh truth of life?

Life was better when internet was expensive. You'll get 100% off on your birthday treat by not having friends. Nobody remains virgin in life. Life fucks everyone. Life is a slave to our desires. Some people will have a valid reason to hate you. Social media is more of psychology than technology. 16–22 is a age where you fall for every other person who talks nicely to you. Rain will sometimes cancel play. Not all good tweets have more like on twitter . We see things as “we are “ not in the sense what they actually ‘are’. You die the day you stop learning. Spiritual knowledge matters a lot in a life. Porn and masturbation is a complete waste of your positive energy. You are the only person on earth who can change yourself. Loneliness is the best place to find yourself. You can't keep everyone happy. We hesitate to communicate and apologize to people. Nobody is real in this world except your parents. People respect the money n…

How do I celebrate my birthday

My birthday was yesterday.😊😊 I can help you with this and lemme tell you how I celebrated my birthday yesterday. And let me give you the plan for your birthday. It is all i did. 1. Feed a hungry stray dog, you will find the unsaid wish in his/her eyes. 2. Water the driest plant you see around, you will find the wish in its quenched thirst. 3. Smile towards a beggar and offer him food, you will find the wish in his smile. 4. Donate a unit of blood, the unsaid blessings will be your birthday wish. And finally at the night, look at the sky and thank the nature for giving you the beautiful world as a gift for you. Every moment is priceless, Whether you are lonely or not, cherish it everyday. Arigato🙏 -shri ram

ऐसे 10 कौशल, जो हर आदमी के पास होने चाहिए

1. कम्युनिकेशन स्किल्स हर व्यक्ति के पास होने चाहिए, और अगर किसी व्यक्ति के कम्युनिकेशन स्किल्स कमज़ोर है तो उन्हें उस पर काम करके उन्हें दुरुस्त करना चाहिए | 2. आजकल हम किसी की भी बात पूरी सुने बगैर बोलने लग जाते है, ये एक बहुत बुरी बात है, ऐसा करने से आपके व्यक्तित्व का चलता है कि आप कितने बेसब्र है, और आप आपको सामने वाले व्यक्ति की बातों को कितना महत्व देते है , अगर आपको एक अच्छा वक्ता बनना है तो आपको पहले एक अच्छा सुनने वाला बनना होगा | 3. समय की पाबंदी - अगर आप समय के पाबन्द है तो इससे सामने वाले व्यक्ति के पास ये सन्देश जाता है कि आप अपना और सामने वाले व्यक्ति के समय को महत्व देते है और इज़्ज़त करते है | 4. हर व्यक्ति को ३ भाषाएँ कम से कम बोलने आनी ही चाहिए १. उस व्यक्ति के राज्य की राज्जीय/ प्रांतीय या क्षेत्रीय भाषा, २. राष्ट्रभाषा , ३ एक अंतर्राष्ट्रीय भाषा | 5. हर व्यक्ति को थोड़ा बहुत लिखने की आदत भी होनी चाहिए इससे हमे पता चलता है कि हम किसी विषय के बारे में कितना गहरा सोच सकते है | 6. हर व्यक्ति को प्राथमिक उपचार करना आना ही चाहिए , इससे हम किसी व्यक्ति को चिकित्सीय उ…

Best relationship advice

There are so many things...... 1.Build trust. It’s the foundation of a relationship. 2. Listen. Just listen what other person wants to say. Let him/her speak his/her heart out. You will know many things which he/she didn’t tell anyone before. It simply means you’re special for him/her. 3.Advise him/her on his/her plans regarding goals and career. Don’t always say “Do whatever you feel right”. Sharing your opinion doesn’t mean you are forcing him/her to follow your advice it shows that you care and he/she will appreciate it. 4.Avoid misunderstanding at any cost. We are living in era of technology. We communicate through messages more nowadays. Messages don’t show the right intent of emotions even if other person is using emoticon. ( You don’t always laugh when you send other person a laughing emoticon). Many words can be misunderstood in messages, you need to take action immediately to avoid any kind of misunderstanding. It will certainly give your relationship a new connect alway…

What are the things that do not matter in life?

There are many things, some of them are: 1. Dr. Batra’s email. 2. Call from your fake friend. 3. Others opinion about your life. 4. Twitter friends. 5. Your cousin’s marks in exam. 6. Twitter comments ( You never gonna read those again ! ) 7. Google’s terms and conditions. 8. YouTube India trending section. 9. Your past. 10.Rahul Gandhi.🐵 Thanks for scrolling -shri ram

Something motivating

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Most of people give up on their life because they think that they had enough. People make excuses for not going to the gym because they have turned 40 recently. Youngsters take rickshaw so that they don’t need to walk for 1 KM. Now meet this lady.....👇 She is 102 years old. Recently, She won a gold medal at World Masters Athletics Championships for second time. She started her career in sport at the age of 93. At 93 ? What most people at 40 can’t even think of, she is acing it at 102. She is Maan Kaur. She is from Chandigarh, India. She previously had won many events in her age group and still determined to win many more. People think that they’re done with life and stop looking for happy moments, on the other hand she is creating happy moments for herself without any excuses. She is enjoying life to the fullest. She knows what life is and how to live it. These kind of people motivate me. If they can be joyful at 102 then what are you waiting for? It’s never too late. Pic …

I learned too late in life😃

There are so many things, some of them are : Believe in God/Infinite Power (not religion specific). I used to be the guy who was confused whether God exists or not. Trust me he/she does exist. He/She is everywhere. Always say “Thank You” whenever you look at sky. You will realize that you are not alone in this universe. You can’t know a person unless he/she wants you to know him/her. Don’t fall in this trap and trust no one. Revenge is not a good idea. Forgive but never forget. Having too many friends is seriously a bad thing. People show their true faces when you are at lowest phase of your life. Respect failure, it teaches you a lot about yourself, people and life. Most of your friends don’t want to see you happy and successful. They are just pretending to be your friend. Never tell anyone about your problems. They will make fun of you in future directly or indirectly. People say good things just to show themselves as a good person. When reality check comes they show their true…

Simple startup ideas that turned out to be successful

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🍭Pulse Candy - 1 Rupee candy crossed 100 crores sale in just 8 months and 300 crores sale in just 2 years. It was started with a simple idea, A candy laced with black salt in the centre. It was a simple, one-line brief: If the product is tangy then your eyes should close automatically to relish it or else it is no fun. That was the lone instruction from Rajiv Kumar, vice chairman of the DS Group for his R&D team working on the Pulse candy. DSG spent no amount on advertising and promotions, and the candy gained popularity through word of mouth (probably because it’s a great product). Many people referred the candy to their friends and relatives. People even went to the extent of making ‘Pulse – Fan Communities’ on FB. Some even called it ‘The Pulse of the Nation’. This candy has surpassed all competition and beaten all the records by crossing the 100 crore mark in just 8 months! This figure equals the record for heavily advertised Coke Zero, Coca C…

Some awesome facts about Atal Bihari Vajpayee?

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😁😁An unmatched sense of humor : Once Lata Mangeshkar and Atal ji were talking in a very light mood. Atal ji suddenly said to her, “Are you aware that you and me share same name”. Lata was perplexed and said, “I don't get you”. Atal ji said with a mischievous smile, “Just read my first name backwards”. ATAL~LATA 💡💡Great presence of mind: Once during his Lahore visit, a lady Pakistani press reporter asked him about his unmarried status. She said that she is ready to marry him on a condition if he gives her ‘Kashmir’ as marriage gift. Without any hesitation, Atal ji replied, “Accepted, but only if you give me Pakistan in dowry.” There are numerous incidents of his life which depict the vastness of his personality. He was really a leader who was loved by people. He will remain in hearts of millions. Images : Google. © shri ram

What are some small things that matter a lot?

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It was a hot summer afternoon in the month of May. (pic credit : google) I was riding on my bike to home. A man who may be in his early 50s asked me for a lift. I saw him. He was sweating profusely and needed to reach home. As his house was on the way I was going in, I gave him a lift. He explained to me that, his sugar levels are dropping and need to reach home fast. I dropped him off at his home and he thanked me profusely. I got back home and forgot about it. After a month, a small hotel was opened nearby. I went there to try it out. I was checking out the menu and someone tapped on my shoulder from behind. He was the same man whom I gave lift earlier. He asked me if I had recognized him. I said no. He explained that I gave him lift a month ago. Then, I recollected him. He asked me, what would I like to eat. I was surprised. He giggled and said that, he is the owner of that hotel and as a token of gratitude I can have anything for free. I politely refused it but, he was ad…

What are some small things that matter a lot?

Here we go… 1.A smile from a stranger; give one and you may get one. 2.Your music, when you want it. Pull out your iPod and enjoy. 3.Five minutes of deep breathing. 4.An opportunity to be creative. Don’t wait for one—make one. Start a journal or a scrapbook, or get creative a routine task at work to make it more exciting. 5.The moment after the rain stops. Everything smells clean, fresh, and revitalized. 6.A beautiful sunset or sunrise. Nothing is more inspirational that tuning into nature’s majesty. 7. A thoughtful question from a friend. When she asks, “What’s your favorite childhood memory?” she’s trying to learn what makes you happy. How beautiful that she cares to know. 8.A long phone conversation, like you used to have in junior high. Curl up with your cell, call a dear friend, and start . 9.Something so funny it makes you laugh out loud…not in LOL form. 10.A beautiful sunset or sunrise. Nothing is more inspirational that tuning into nature’s majesty. Enjoy your life…

Some favorite childhood memories

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Funniest thing you saw/heard today

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I know lot of people already saw the absurd graph Bjp twitter account had released regarding fuel prices.But many of you missed a funny thing, so here is that…. Take a look at the person bio ,who retweeted this! Thank god she sacrificed her carrer for people's work. Ps:She is a great party worker. -shri ram

most mind-blowing photos in my phone?

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Thanks -shri ram Pics source: google

Smart move by Indian Army

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In left hand pic, we will see one is pelting stone aggressively but he is not a stone Pelter . He is a JnK policeman disguised as a stone Pelter to capture real culprits. Smart move We need more good strategies then weapons to arrest these stonepelters. Do you know what? In this incident no firing no tear gas has been used by JnK police still they captured culprit. And what happened after the capture? A mob of 100 stone pelters just disappeared from that place. This is like winning the war without dropping a blood moment. salute to officers for this approach And also I just recently saw a status of my friend worth sharing here Finally youth of India started understanding politicians and their dirty tactics. ©shri ram maheshwari

Funniest moment of the day 😁

It's something I said… Friend:- “So you are from Rajasthan(An Indian State, famous for Thar Desert)?” Me:- “Yes.” “Wow! It's a very colorful place with so much heritage value.” Me sheepishly- “Indeed. Visit sometime, you'll love it. Come with me sometime, I will show you around.” “Great. But isn't there sand all around. Do you guys have roads? Is there water available? Is there any river? How do you guys live in such harsh conditions” It took me a few seconds to process what he said. “ Yeah man it's very hard. You see, we have no roads. Everyday the desert sand comes in our living rooms and we just spend the entire day shoveling it out. The water scarcity is so acute that we get no water but have to make do with watermelons. Sometimes we have to force camels to drink large quantities of water else it would evaporate and then we make them gargle it out when we have to drink it. The dead camel is not buried until we scoop out the water from it…

Something Heart touching

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Well, for the last few days, on Facebook, I happened to see a lot of photos of my friends writing something in their notebooks which is being constantly shared. I didn’t take it seriously that time, until I read this news report today After reading this, I crossed checked profiles and posts of my friends and found they were part of a silent revolution that gone viral across the state. Yes, its indeed something out of the world. The project is called Keralam Ezhuthunnu (Kerala Writes) People copying notes to gift unknown children who lost their class books in floods, a fully written one so as they can restart their academics as usual. In this age of printers, photostat machines, artificial intelligence, mobiles, and tablets where any information can be retrieved any moment, it may appear insane to see thousands of men, women, young children writing notes of various subjects to help school-children who lost their class books etc in Kerala floods 2018. But there is something importan…
Hi, I’m shri ram. I’m living in Bhilwara, India.

Aspiring chartered accountant and company secretary, M com. by Academic Qualification.

Pursuing chartered accountancy course for a better future , and for my Soul.

Writer(fictional) and blogger

Trained to bring a smile to everyone in the society (exception – relatives and neighbors ).

Politics interests me in so far as it obstructs my primary task of bringing a smile to people’s face and yes! it keeps me occupied in the space between “Modi Bhakt” and “BJP supporter”

And more about me – Firstly all pics are how my face appears in real (not just on Twitter /Social Media)

athlete body turning into Fat (Guess because of the big heart that is within)

Humorous* (Oh I breath, eat and … humour),

Loving and caring (not suggestive not giving any ideas),

intelligent (aarrrghhh!!! a big lie this),

fun-loving* (nice word for enjoying good things in life !!!)”

polyglot i am proficient in speaking many languages including english, hindi, gujarati and punjabi.

*check my twitter timeline


“no one can say that i am Tech Freak !
But Intel Inside Mental Outside;)

Anti-Sickular.
Got Tired of Muslim and minority appeasement during late Congress party rule (RIP).

Aspiring Lottery Winner.”

“Bragging Rights: Survived 26 years of life and even more years of Manmohan sarkar rule”

“If you have seen any of the above descriptions in various other social network site, Yes you have reached the right Shri ram :-)”

So Welcome! Friend into my very own Space in the E-World!

A simple rule of engagement! I have chosen not to moderate any comments here to allow free flow of information.
Love or hate what I write or do, please don’t love or hate me.
In short, love/hate my thoughts and not Shri ram .

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